Now I have to manage the panties inventory too? Are you serious!

On the packed morning train, I can't help noticing panty lines.

Hey, if you don't put your panties in a laundry bag, they'll get ruined!

I went to the front desk and asked, "Has a pair of panties been turned in as lost and found?"

Excuse me, are returns on panties only accepted if they're unopened?